What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 14:31

-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.